At CES in Las Vegas, Sheriff John Bunnell presides over the tasing of a young gentleman. In exchange for 50,000 volts being passed through his body, the gentleman received a baseball cap. It should be noted that he was wearing a baseball cap before he was hooked up to the stun gun, and that the dog on his t-shirt appears to be wearing a baseball cap; hats are obviously an important part of this young man’s life, and it seems he will do whatever it takes to add to what is no doubt an extensive collection of head gear. Such determination and ambition should be admired, and if I had a hat, I would raise it to him.